Quick Hit Groaners
Published Jun 13, 2003
Babies and hand grenades are similar.
Pull the pins on both and you may have a large surprise.
Pull the pins on both and you may have a large surprise.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
Where does an worm go in a corn field?
In one ear and out the other.
Two guys are found dead in bed covered with corn flakes...
The cops think it may have been done by a cereal killer.
Originally published June 14, 2003.
