Quit Smoking

Rosey wanted her husband to stop smoking so she sent him to the doctor. The doctor gave him a box of these patches and said to use one a day. He said, "Ok," and took them home.
Rosey asked him what the doctor said and he showed her the patches and told her that the doctor said to use one a patch day.
Rosey commenced to sew one patch on each shirt he had. The both of them are still trying to figure out how that's going to help him quit smoking.
Originally published November 30, 2003.