Reasons Not To Eat Carrots
Published Jan 01, 1900
Nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, Obviously, the effects are cumulative. An estimated 99.9 percent of all people who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Another 99.9 percent of people involved in auto accidents ate carrots within 60 days before the accident. Some 93.1 percent of juvenile delinquents come from homes where carrots are served frequently. Among the people born in 1839 who later dined on carrots, there has been a 100 percent mortality rate. All carrot eaters born between 1900 and 1910 have wrinkled skin, brittle bones, few teeth, and failing eyesight .. . if the perils of carrot consumption have not already caused their deaths.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
