Reflecting and Wondering ...
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! OK, so what's the speed of dark? Get headlines: Use corduroy pillows! All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
