Road Test
Published Jan 01, 1900
A renowned juggler, on his way to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "They're part of my act... I'm a juggler." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. Another guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
