Santa Claus is not Allowed to Enter
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two Swiss banks have decided to bar Santa Claus and his helpers from entering their branches -- for fear they will turn out to be robbers in festive disguise.
Spokeswomen for the UBS and Raiffeisenbank banks said they feared robbers could use the seasonal beards and masks for hold-ups...
... So the warning went out to all bank employees: "You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry..."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
