Savings!
Published Aug 22, 2003
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979."
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," he replies, "a 1979 Cadillac."
Originally published August 23, 2003.
