Schwartz’s Act
Published Aug 05, 2003
Schwartz walks into a theatrical agent's office, and he's carrying a little black bag.
The agent says, "Well, let's see your act."
Schwartz reaches into the black bag and takes out a hammer and a few walnuts. He puts the walnuts on his head and smashes them with the hammer.
He says to the agent, "Well, what do you think?"
The agent says, "That's your act?"
Schwartz says, "Yep."
The agent asks, "What else have you got in the black bag?"
Schwartz replies, "Aspirin."
Originally published August 06, 2003.
