Seen Anything Like This?
Published Jan 01, 1900
There was this Texan who died and went to heaven.
Upon arrival, the Texan could nothing but complain how much smaller things were in heaven than they were in Texas.
After days of complaining, God took the Texan and said "follow me."
He took the Texan to the Gates of Hell and said: "Have you ever seen anything like that in Texas?"
The Texan, in total dismay, replied...."Noooooooo!"
"But," the Texan said, "I've got a lot of friends in Houston who can put it out!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
