Shipwrecked

A guy get`s shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he`s on a beach. The sand is purple. He can`t believe it. The sky is purple. He walks arond a bit and sees that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees. He`s shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple too. "Oh no!!" he says, "I think I`ve been marooned!!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.