Show Business
Published May 03, 2005
A comedian tried to make his mark in personal appearances. The jobs became fewer and fewer. Eventually he joined a circus. His sole job was to follow the elephants and remove all signs of their having made a no-no.
Another comedian saw him one day and said, "This is demeaning. Why don't you quit?"
The first comedian said, "What, and get out of show business?"
Originally published May 04, 2005.
