Side effects of Genetically Altered Food
Published Jan 01, 1900
1) Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish. 2) You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O. 3) Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding Dong. 4) The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you. 5) Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
