Signs 2003
Published Apr 10, 2003
- You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
- You call your son’s beeper to let him know it's time to eat, he emails you back from his bedroom.
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
- Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone is a cause for panic.
- Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- You read most of your jokes “on inhis.com” instead of in person.
- You're reading this.
Originally published April 11, 2003.
