Supermarket Growner
Published Mar 20, 2003
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.
"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"
The clerk turned, looked her up and down for a second, smiled and said, "Not bad."
Originally published March 21, 2003.
