Telemarketer Of The Year
Published Oct 01, 2002
Our daughter Wendy stayed home to housesit while my wife and I went away for our anniverary. As she was eating dinner, the phone rang. It was a telemarketer.
Wendy: Hello?
Telemarketer: Good evening. May I speak to Mr. Gallamore?
Wendy: I'm sorry, but he's out of town celebrating his wedding anniversary.
Telemarketer: Oh, I understand. Well, then, may I please speak to Mrs. Gallamore?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
