The Cool Dude's New Car

This cool dude went out and bought the fastest car available: a 2000 Turbo Road Blaster. It was the best, fastest and most expensive car in the world. It cost him $2,000,000.

He took it out for a spin. At a red light, an old man on a Moped pulled up next to him. The old man looked over the sleek, shiny new car and asked, "What kind of car is that, sonny?"

The young dude replied, "A 2000 Turbo Road Blaster -- cost me $2,000,000!"

"That's a lot of money," said the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because the car can do 300 mph," replied the young dude.

The old man on the Moped asked, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure." So the old man poked his head in the window and looked around. Leaning back on his Moped, the old man said, "That's a pretty nice car there, sonny."

Just then the light changed, so the dude decided to show the old man what his car could do. He floored it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 300 mph.

Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rearview mirror. It seemed to be getting closer! He slowed down to see what it could be, and suddenly WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whipped by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my 2000 Turbo Road Blaster?" the dude yelled.

Then ahead of him he saw a dot coming toward him. WWHHOOOOOOOSSHHHH! It went by again, heading in the opposite direction. And it looked like the old man on the Moped!

"How can an old man on a Moped outrun a 2000 Turbo Road Blaster?" the dude yelled again. "He's running circles around me!"

Again he saw a dot in the rearview mirror. WWWWOOOOOOSSHH -- KA-BLAMMM! It plowed into the back of his car.

The dude slammed on the brakes and jumped out. Both the old man and the Moped were hurt real bad. He leaned over the old man and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"