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The Enemy

Jan 01, 1900
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The Enemy

It was World War II, and the captain was attempting to rally the GIs on the eve of a big offensive.

"Out there," said the captain, "is your enemy. The man who has made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day after day throughout this war."

Private Johnson jumped to his feet. "Oh no; the cook's working for the Germans!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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