The EXpress Line?
Published Jan 01, 1900
I was at the store the other day when the manager nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office when the shoplifter broke away and tried to run.
After a scuffle, the manager pinned the guy against the wall. He looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"It's ok, folks, everything's fine," he reassured them. "This guy just tried going through the express line with more than nine items."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
