The First Automatic Transmission

A man who bought a car with the first automatic transmission ,he ever owned went back to the salesman and said. "you know the car you sold me, with an automatic transmission?-I broke it.
The salesman asked "How did you do that"?
The man said , I got in the car and put it in (N)- for nothing,and sure enough I was right. Then I put it in (L) -for lunge, and drove off the lot. I pulled up to a stop sign and a car pulled up beside me so I thought I`ll drag with him,so I put it in (D)-for drag, but he kept up with me and I thought he just wants to race ----So I rammed it up into (R)-for race---------THEN IT HAPPENED!
Submitted by the Moores! Thanks Guys!
Originally published November 14, 2002.