The Game Show

An Australian, an American and an Irishman are in a game show and the host says, can you complete the phrase "Old McDonald had a ..."
"Ranch" yelled the American.
"No that is not right" said the host
"Station" yelled the Australian
"No that is not right" said the host
"Farm" yelled the Irishman
"Yes" said the host. "Now can you spell it?"
"E I E I O" said the Irishman.
Originally published November 14, 2002.