The Truth of Barney!

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR The Romans had no letter 'U' and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: Decimal Equivalents are: Adding those numbers produces: 666 666 is the number of the beast. Therefore, Barney is Satan.
Prove: Barney is Satanic
C V V L D I V
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Originally published November 14, 2002.