The Very Rude Man
Published Jan 01, 1900

Over dinner, my wife said to me,"I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning,and right away I knew he was a troublemaker.He insulted me and he even threatened me!"
"How did you meet this fellow?" I asked, very concerned.
She said, "Well, we met by accident, I hit him with the car."
Originally published November 14, 2002.