Top 10 Things on a Y2k Survivalist's To-Do List
Published Jan 01, 1900
10. Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident... offer to replace dog.
9. Take up pork & beans skeet shooting.
8. Gather recipes for Spam, dehydrated potatoes, and crow.
7. Cancel subscription to Stockpilers Quarterly, but keep the free can opener.
6. Convert weapons back to semi-auto.
5. Pitch "1000 Ideas for Wheat Gluten" to Martha Stewart's people.
4. Return 753 videos to Blockbuster.
3. Water yard...one lousy gallon at a time.
2. Find grocery store receipt for 10,000 packets of Ramen noodles.
....drum roll, please...
1. Make friends with the 6 billion other Y2K survivors.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
