Tough Test

"What are those for?"; he asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied, " I use them in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
So he got out the machetes & started juggling them,...first three, then more, finally seven at one time!!; overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show & amazing the officer.
Another car passed by. The driver did a double take and said, "Holy cow, they are really tough on drinking and driving in this town! Look at the test they're giving now!!!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.