Traffic Stop

"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"
"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic", replied the foreign driver.
"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."
Originally published August 10, 2003.