True Cow Stories (No Bull!)
"COW!!"
He was already feeling irritable and annoyed and this was simply the last straw, so he poked his head out of the window and yelled back "PIG!" Feeling better, he then drove around the corner and ran into the cow.
A woman approached me and commented on the leather jacket I was wearing, saying, "You know, a cow was murdered for that jacket!" I got an insane look in my eyes, crazily looked around, and replied, "I didn't know there were any witnesses!"
One of the girls in college from Chicago came up to me and asked, "You're from the country, I'd like to know how they separate the cream?" I said, "You know in a glass bottle, the cream rises to the top? Well farmers get up very early, go out and turn the cows over. After breakfast they turn them back and get cream first." I was REALLY surprised when she came back later that day to inform me that she now knew I had lied to her.
I never thought ANYONE would believe that!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
