Two Seats
Published Feb 13, 2003
A broad lady showed up at the theater just before the performance started. She handed the usher two tickets.
"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.
"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you can see one seat is rather uncomfortable for me. So, I bought two."
"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "But, you're gonna have a tough time, Your seat numbers are fifty-one and sixty-three."
Originally published February 14, 2003.
