What!?!?
Published Nov 21, 2003

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes
and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a
Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman, an American,and a Scotsman walked into
a bar.
The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
Originally published November 22, 2003.