When Conscience Speaks
Published Jul 08, 2005
Recently, I needed to fast after midnight for some medical tests I would be taking the following morning. In order to remind myself not to eat, I wrote myself a little note and stuck it on the refrigerator door. It went like this:
HEY FATSO,
HANDS OFF THAT DOORKNOB!
YOURS TRULY,
CONSCIENCE
The next day I went on vacation and had my sister feed our 2 dogs, while I was gone. For the life of me, I’ll never know why she thought that note was for her.
Submitted by: Ron Reese
Originally published July 09, 2005.
