Why me, Lord?
Published Jan 01, 1900
I was sitting outside one cloudy day, reminiscing on all the bad luck I was having. Everything was going wrong. Feeling bad, I looked up to the heavens with outstretched arms and said, "Why me, Lord? Why me?" All of a sudden ther was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning, and as the clouds parted, a booming voice came down from the sky, and said, "Because, there's something about you that just ticks me off!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
