You Know You are Using a Cheap Airline....

You know you are using a cheap airline when there is no movie ...
Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
You know you are using a cheap airline when you see a man with a gun.
but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
You know you are using a cheap airline when .
you find out that all their planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Originally published November 14, 2002.