An FAA inspector and Santa
Published Jan 01, 1900
An FAA inspector goes to check out Santa. They meet, and Santa shows him the fully loaded sleigh. The inspector checks out the equipment, the load balance, etc.
"Everything's looking good, Mr. Claus, so it's time we move on to the flight test."
They board the sleigh. "Why are you carrying a shotgun?," asks Santa.
The FAA inspector replies, "In this test, you're going to lose an engine on take off.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
