Childern's Humor
Published Jan 01, 1900
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? What do Disney toons drive in? Why did the giraffe cross the road? Why did the clown tell jokes to the egg? Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants? Once a man put broccoli up his nose, cucumber on his eyes and carrots in his ears. Then he went to his doctor and said, "I don't feel well". The doctor said, "That's because you're eating wrong!"
To find Pluto!
A mini van.
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!
Because he wanted to crack it up!
Just in case one of them gets a hole in one!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
