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Childern's Humor

Jan 01, 1900
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Childern's Humor

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!

What do Disney toons drive in?
A mini van.

Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!

Why did the clown tell jokes to the egg?
Because he wanted to crack it up!

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants?
Just in case one of them gets a hole in one!

Once a man put broccoli up his nose, cucumber on his eyes and carrots in his ears. Then he went to his doctor and said, "I don't feel well". The doctor said, "That's because you're eating wrong!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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