Christmas Groaners
Published Dec 21, 2002
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? Because the angel had said," No L!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Originally published December 22, 2002.
