Christmas Q and A Chips
Published Dec 23, 2003
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was already wound up.
Originally published December 24, 2003.
