Christmas Riddles
Published Dec 14, 2002
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell.
Doctor: Take these pills and if they don't work, give me a ring.
Doctor: Take these pills and if they don't work, give me a ring.
Patient: Doctor, I'm scared of Father Christmas.
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Q: How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A: Have a furry merry Christmas and a Happy Mew Year.
Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A: A merry Christmas to Ewe.
Chrismas Knocking
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Carol singers!
Carol singers! Do you know what time of night it is?
No, But if you hum it we'll sing it!
Originally published December 15, 2002.
