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Christmas Shorties

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What are Santa's helpers called?
Subordinate Clauses

Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph

How did the Gingerbread Man make his bed?
With a cookie sheet.

What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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