Expensive Fish....
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: reels, rods, wading suits, rowboat, car, even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day and the third. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home, they are really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
