Foreign Visitor!
Published Jan 01, 1900
Father visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. Goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local Giant Food Store.
Dad: "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??"
Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"
Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: "Und give a look here!! Baby Powder !! Vat a country, vat a country!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
