Fractured Christmas Carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a young kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. He's makin' a list, chicken and rice. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim Olive, the other reindeer. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say Sleep in heavenly peas In the meadow we can build a snowman, You'll go down in listerine Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay O come, froggy faithful You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require" Good tidings we bring to you and your kid Gloria. . . . in a raunchy stable. "While shepherds washed their socks at night"
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
Originally published November 14, 2002.
