Fractured Christmas Carols
Published Dec 04, 2002
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid can. Sing along!
*Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
*We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar
*On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me...
*Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
*He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
*Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
*With the jelly toast proclaim...
*Olive, the Other Reindeer.
*Frosty the snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
*Sleep in heavenly peasä
*In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
*You'll go down in Listerine.
*Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
*Come, Froggy Faithful.
*Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
Originally published December 07, 2002.
