How to tell if your cat has learned your Internet password . . .

You find you've been subscribed to strange egroups like friskykitty.com
Your web browser home page is now 'Kitty Good Times'.
Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and is hidden under the sofa.
You get e-mail messages from your neighbor concerning complaints you never made about their dog.
Your keyboard has paw marks on it and smells like tuna or catfood.
You find a program on your computer called Kitty Play Ball.
In chatrooms you're known as the "Foxy Feline."
Originally published September 27, 2003.