I Lost my Ear
Published Jan 19, 2003

A man was up in a tree cutting tree limbs,with a chain saw,when the chain saw slipped and cut off his ear!
He frantically called HELP SOMEONE HELP ME FIND MY EAR!!!
People gathered around to help him look and a lady found an ear,and brought it to him and he looked at it and said, thats not my ear . . .
. . . MINE HAD A PENCIL BEHIND IT.
Submitted by:James Moore
Originally published January 20, 2003.