Indian Soldier.....
Published Aug 17, 2003
A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian soldier is better than ten Pakis." The Paki commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Indian soldier is better than one hundred Paki." Furious, the Paki commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Indian voice calls out again "One Indian soldier is better than one thousand Paki."
The enraged Paki Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machineguns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Paki fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."
Originally published August 18, 2003.
