- Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
- Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool??
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that, one actually enjoys it??
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack??
- Why is the man who invests your money called a broker??
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages?? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with??
- If lawyers are disbarred & clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked & dry cleaners depressed??
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men??
- If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use?? Toothpicks??
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?? What are we supposed to do, write to them?? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail??
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for??
Originally published November 14, 2002.
