Rrescue!
Published Jan 01, 1900
A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble.
The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"
And the reply came back, "My position - well I'm marketing director of a medium-sized computer software company in the East Midlands."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
