Short Blond Jokes
Published Jan 01, 1900
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? How do you get a Blonde on the roof? Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
They think their picture is being taken.
It has a stamp on it.
Tell her the drinks are on the house.
You have to hollow out the head.
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
