Short Takes to Grin Over
Published Sep 22, 2002
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!"
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cell phone...she was charged with driving while intalksicated
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
