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Thankful for Marriage?

Jan 01, 1900
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Thankful for Marriage?

An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. "Can I ask you a question, Max?"

"Sure Minnie," Max says, waiting to dig into his meal.

"Has our 50 years of marriage made you grateful?"

"Yes, indeed!" Max replied.

”What for?”

"For the twenty years I was a bachelor!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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