Thankful for Marriage?
Published Jan 01, 1900
An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. "Can I ask you a question, Max?" "Sure Minnie," Max says, waiting to dig into his meal. "Has our 50 years of marriage made you grateful?" "Yes, indeed!" Max replied. ”What for?” "For the twenty years I was a bachelor!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
