Thanksgiving One Liners
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." What key has legs and can't open doors? Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Why did the turkey cross the road? If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Why can't you take a turkey to church? What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? How can you make a turkey float? What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Why did they let the turkey join the band? Why did the police arrest the turkey? What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Where did the first corn come from?
A Turkey.
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Pilgrims!
It was the chicken's day off.
Their AGE
Because they use such FOWL language
Turkey feathers
The turkey trot
Yes - a building can't jump at all
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Plymouth Rock
The outside
Because he had the drumsticks
They suspected it of fowl play
The turKEY
Boy! I'm stuffed!
The stalk brought it
Originally published November 14, 2002.
